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SOMETIMES I WANNA BE A WHORE AND DO DRUGS JUST TO SHOW MY MOM HOW MUCH WORSE IT CAN BE THAN JUST LEAVING MY DIRTY SOCKS ON THE FLOOR
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You can’t NOT reblog this. It’s like the Tumblr After Dark/Night Blogger Logo. It’s like our fucking Bat signal.
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Rock, paper, have sex with me
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Googled cartoons all grown up
> Popeye’s workout is finally reveled!
lmfao bart selling otto aderal
This is what I wish my cartoons were like when I was a kid!
This was slightly traumatizing
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if this isnt on your blog something is wrong
holy shit
how many times have i reblogged this?
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Ya know?
Sometimes I think about having children when I grow up. Then I think about how horrible I am to my parents and then I’m like….better not.
I have no idea how you could possibly say that Norway is the penis and Sweden’s the ballsack. Obviously Sweden is the penis and Finland is the ballsack. Norway is more like a weird slug, riding on the penis.
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We discovered a trap door in class today
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Can Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp star in....
Can Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp star in a live action The Road to El Dorado together?
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My brother always walks around the house singing,”I’m so fresh you can suck my nuts, swag.” So I started walking around the house singing,”I’m so fly you can suck my tits, swag.”
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